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Saturday, January 22, 2011

Laking CuntO: The RP, PK and MG Podcast SOON

FRESH NEWS!!!

The epic trio is coming back! After the hit song "Takbow" of NastyMao under Green Tee Records the trio will once again rock the nation with their newest project Laking CuntO. Now, I don't want you to think that this project is porn. Alright?


Laking CuntO is a podcast starring Rosh Paulo, Paul Kristian and me, Mao Gonzales. General and almost everything under the sun will be tackled under a topic every week. Everything flows, uncensored and no limit! It will be entertaining as shit!

As for now, I'm soliciting any problems from you! Send it on letterdiary@aol.com or here!
Details will be posted soon.
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Mao

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Epad over iPad

I know I'm being cheap again by wanting this Epad over iPad, right? But what can I do? Epad is too affordable and cheap for a tablet that deceivingly looks like an iPad which of course expensive and obviously a high end product.

I don't know how long this Epad's on the market but I saw it like three weeks ago in Facebook but I thought the seller is a bogus so I didn't really paid much attention (but I did pay attention to the price). Then I saw it again and research it and the Facebook seller's price is not too good to be true like what I thought of. Aw... Now I have again something that will constantly bug on my mind. Poor me, I got too many things to prioritize before any gadgets. Still, lucky me, I'm not full-pledged materialistic.

Here's a link to see the price and its specs.
Epad - Cheap price (PAYPAL) best quality - Epad


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Mao

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Trying to Be Productive and Creative

Last Wednesday I read an entry from Free People Clothing Boutique Blog (courtesy of Honestly..WTF) about this cute fabric-embellished journals and so I decided to create my own.

Materials I used:
1. hair clip and yarn - I used it to sew the papers together
2. brown paper - I covered my notebook because it has prints on its cover that'll definitely ruin the look
3. old cloth
4. Scissors
5. Needle and thread - used to sew the cloth to the brown paper

How?
1. I cut the brown paper according to my notebook's size
2. (I forgot to measure the width of the cloth against the width of the notebook, such a dummy) I sew the cloth to the brown paper. I suggest you glue the cloth first before sewing to maintain its proper place.
3. Cover the notebook with the brown paper sewn with cloth.

Remember:
The margin should at least be symmetrical on the other side. The bigger the margin, the nicer it looks. (I failed on this one!) Look at my finished product.--->
I'm just a little sad that my work didn't turn out well :( Maybe because I didn't drink Minute Maid while doing the stuff. Oh well...

This is how it should look


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Mao

Monday, January 10, 2011

Green Tee Records Update with a Pulp

Rosh Paulo is being more than generous by giving us all a free full length stream of The Calcul8n's album Id.Ego.Superego. So why don't you go here to listen at Cohen's lovely voice and don't forget to drink a bottle of Minute Maid with natural pulps that got's no preservative at all!


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Mao

Pulp That's No Mess

I just drank a bottle of Minute Maid Pulpy. They say it’s got ‘no preservatives added’. Aw, c’mon…It’s bottled juice. Is that even possible? So I thought maybe it's just the usual false advertisement. But I recalled how it taste then I'm convinced that it really got no preservatives! For living 20 years and eating almost everything with preservatives I sure know when I'm eating something fresh or just no added preservs.

I didn’t believe it the first time I heard it’s got no preservatives added. So I read the ingredients (even the fine print) and everything checked out! It really has NO PRESERVATIVES ADDED! That means it doesn’t have ingredients that may turn out to be allergens, or worse carcinogens! Whew! Now that’s healthy goodness that tastes so good, I will definitely want this drink to be in market until eternity!

So okay, it’s got no preservatives added. That’s really good, right?  Not just because it doesn’t have those icky, harmful ingredients, but it also means you won't feel like you're already dead and somebody's trying to preserve you just like those freaky house wall decors of preserved animals!

So far anyone who still has a hard time believing that Minute Maid has got no preservatives added - meaning it's THAT natural, it's almost like it's plucked straight from the tree, it's just as Mother Nature wanted your orange juice to be, it's got nothing but the good stuff yes, none of those potentially toxic stuff that can harm your brain, kidneys, heart; cause tumors aargh- the list of preservatives' bad effects just go on!!! Anyway, just to prove a point on just how good Minute Maid Pulpy is 'cause it's got NO PRESERVATIVES ADDED, I'm gonna buy you a dozen! It's a treat! Come on! I'm famous for not being generous!

Feels good to know about the real pulpy deal, right? C’mon show me a smile on the comment box, and you might win yourself a Really Pulpy Deal! (That’s a chance to win a Minute Maid gift pack simply by commenting. Sweet! C'mon you just might be picked as the lucky 'commentor'!)


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Mao