Dumbledore featured in Coelho's blog

Paulo Coelho’s blog site features interesting character every week. Today’s character of the week is none other than Dumbledore! It is nice to know especially for HP fans to find out that they have same taste with some famous author. Weeks before, Paulo also tweeted that HP rocks. Visit Paulo Coelho’s blog to read more.

Prof. Albus Dumbledore is one of the main character in the novel Harry Potter. He is somewhat like Gandalf (Lord of the Ring character) but way better! Rumors circulated that the loved professor is gay which later confirmed by JK Rowling herself. Nonetheless, fans' respect for the professor soared higher unlike what media anticipated.

Image source: Harry Potter Wiki

Rest in peace Albus Dumbledore
(Que en paz descanse Dumbledore)

On the other hand, everyone is ardently waiting for the upcoming movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Click here to view the trailer.

JK Rowling must be very happy for her creation’s successs!

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Green Tee Records Update

Ega Guevarra popularly known as Ginger Chuatico threw a fabulous thanksgiving party at AFPMC Compound at V. Luna street QC last Friday (09.24.10). The party will never be complete without the Green Tee Entourage - Paulo Gee, Paul Kristian, Nasty Mao, Jhaye G, Mary Olidem (the first lady) and the ever gorgeous Karen Hernandez (socialite heiress). Some attendees are the popular indie artists Elaine and SoulKnight (Karl Gonda, who was rumored to turn his genre to freestyle rap and will rename himself FlippedKnight). Also spotted in the party is Giselle Guinto (Yes! The inspiration behind Paul Kristian's hit Giselle).   

The Entourage arrived at the event just in time. A non-popular guest singer sang The Prayer to grace the event then they ate their hearts out! Party spirit started by some older guests lit the fire! The whole house partied nonstop!

Green Tee Entourage with SoulKnight

Mary Olidem and Paulo Gee - The Duo

Elaine

with Karen Hernandez 

Nasty Mao goofing around with SoulKnight (her future rival in the world of rap)

Green Tee Artists were no Illuminati puppets!!

They're just happy to see each other!

Parteeyy!!

Who said GTR don't know how to party?

Paul Kristian and his fan

A party isn't complete without glassessss of liquors!

Green Tee with some socialites in the event. 

GT Entourage with SoulKnight and Ega

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Deathly Hallow's New Trailer

Emma Watson tweeted the latest and official trailer of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows which will be aired on November 19.

Deathly Hallows is the last installment of J.K Rowling’s famous novel Harry Potter. It is the most awaited movie of the year since it is the finale and considered the best part of the series. It is said that the production decided to cut the movie into two because they don’t want to cut it short and ruin the story. The movie will be aired in 3D and in standard 2D.

However, here are the links of the trailer that Emma shared.This is what I use.

The trailer is breath-taking! I’m already dying to watch this epic finale!

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Green Tee Records Update

The Elder Rosh Paulo announced via twitter that he got contracts for his ravishing artists!

It's almost been a year since he secured great artists Paul Kristian and Nasty Mao (formerly known as Lady Mamao) in his recording empire.What urged him to make a contract? Is this anything related to Willie Revillame's estranged lawsuit filed by ex-mother station ABS-CBN?

No dates were released for GTR Artists contract signing.

See his tweet here!

On the other hand, there's a rumor spreading that GT Artists will release a single any day from now.

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Memorable. Messmorable.

Does Oathtaking Ceremony have lost its solemnity?

Earlier today I attended September 2010’s Oathtaking Ceremony for New Professional Nurses from July 3 & 4 NLE. It was held at SMX Convention Center Mall of Asia, Pasay City.

I have observed, from the time the programme started to the recessional, that most of our new nurses have forgotten what solemn means. Given that the census of oath takers were too large; we are not notable with whatever we do while the ceremony’s taking place and ushers/& usherettes could not contain all of us. Should we continue those unnecessary talks that makes noise and could be vey destructing when put altogether? I know long speeches were made of narcotics, but why fight your sleepiness with talking or walking while someone’s talking in front? RESPECT my dears, respect! And others were direct descendants of nomads! Why can’t they just be steadied in their chairs for just hour and a half? I want to glue their asses in their designated place! Moreover, I got pissed with this fat gay-ish bulldog looking guy at my back! He’s so distracting that I could compare his mouth to a machine gun! He could pass as a soldier - he has a built-in machine gun! Okay, why am I so pissed? This is the story: Hon. Carmencita Abaquin was introduced to give her message, we gave a round of applause then there’s a voice floating above our claps shouting “CARMEN!!!” What an asshole! And he’s like talking nonstop with his friends about BoN being senior citizens and being so old that they should just babysit their grandchildren at home! He’s a huge douchebag! To add another nuisance, 3 people in my front were camera whores. I bet they won’t remember anything from the ceremony but their captured faces! Literally for the whole time!

They just took those precious memory (suppose to be) from me! I almost cried because of the used music video of Lupang Hinirang. It was so mood-setting. I was gonna cry if everybody’s like my seatmates! They were at least decent and silent even they’re not listening.

The best part is the speech of Sor Paz Marfori. I’m moved.

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Image source: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1789150&id=1231146026&ref=fbx_album

Poopies and Puppies!

I got my new puppy from my good pal Fatz Chua last Friday. My puppy is breedless. Is that even possible?

Since it was more than a decade the last time I took care of a puppy and to a fact that I’m still very young that time and very irresponsible (yeah, yeah) I decided to seek help  and have some tips from pet sites around the web.

Pet Pointer- A puppy may cry at night the first week home. Try tucking a hot water bottle under a pillow and placing a ticking clock wrapped in a towel in the pup’s bed. The warmth and gentle tcking of the clock will comfort the puppy by reminding it of snuggling with its mother.  –NOW THIS IS NEW!

We know they will enjoy the scraps, if overdone, they can become more picky about their normal diet, can get upset stomachs, and can develop health issues due to unbalanced diets. –This means I have to buy dog foods for my Shakira. BUDGET!! (I kid, I kid)

Here are some good sites:

PuppyCare.com
FortuneCity.com
TeddyHilton.com

I named her Shakira. I’ve been dreaming about her for days before I fetch her!

That's for now. Because I'm really pissed with my Word! 

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When Cullens Meet Corvins

Hi, please read this short story penned by (who else?) ME!!!

The story is basically about "What If" the characters of Twilight and Underworld (my favorite movie) collides in the same world. You should really check this out! It is awesome!

Oh and if you stopped by in Scribd, please leave a comment and rating in this story. Your feedback will fuel me to enhance the story and make it bigger!


When Cullens Meet Corvins


Click HERE for the story!!!


God bless us!

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Wake Up in the Morning Stalked like P.Diddy

Formstack Submission at 09/10/10 10:20 AM

Name (Optional): Nona Perez

Where are you from?: Philippines

Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)

Your Story Starts Here!: 

hello there!

please I need help!!an old man is after me.i think he's stalking me.how can i tell him to leave me alone? please!!!

thankyou

Dear Nona,

                Do you have short hair? I just want to know. And I’m sorry for answering your letter a week late. You must be very frightened right now. I hope you still got the chance to read this.

That old man is a creeper! Spooky like Snooki! Have you seen him? Go to your respective barangay and file a blotter. As far as I know, if he got blotter record barangay tanods have the right to seize him. And seek help to the proper authorities under VAWC or like policemen and NBI.
Before that, are you sure he’s not your long lost father? You know benefit of the doubt. ;p

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How to Make Fried Rice without Necessary Mess

This article is something beyond my expertise since I do not cook. Actually, I do cook. I mean, I do fry hotdogs, eggs, bacons and anything friable. I can do anything uncomplicated. Ok, enough for that.

Brace yourself as I blog How to Make Fried Rice (Sinangag na Kanin)!

I know what you are thinking! "Why the hell fried rice?" "Everybody knows how to do that!" and "Wut?" or "WTF" and simply o______O. This is my official statement to defend myself and to not lose any reader (I hope so).
    "I am blogging this How to Make Fried Rice article for the sake of those idiots (I humor, I humor) people who still do not know how to fry cooked rice. So mind your own business. Enjoy!"


 
Hi! To inform you ahead, this is the cheapest, simplest and blandest fried rice recipe. (I told you I'm not fond of cooking! Just please deal with me. I got nothing to blog about! lol)


Ingredients:

• 
  
  Cooking oil / butter / margarine
• 
  
  Left-over cooked rice
• 
  
  Left-over fried egg or scramble egg or omelet or whatever fried left over for toppings
• 
  
  Garlic, crushed
• 
  
  Salt
• 
  
  
  And I think that's it

Cooking Instructions:

1. 
   
   Heat oil / butter / margarine in a pan and sauté the crushed garlic.
2. 
   
   Put the cooked rice in the pan and add toppings of your choice. Be creative.
3. 
   
   Stir continuously over low heat until it turned brownish or lightly brown or golden. Also, don't forget to sprinkle a pinch of salt.
4. 
   
   You're done.

Remember: Be careful while putting the cooked rice in your pan. You don't want to be messy like how my clumsy self did. :|

  DREAMY!

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Remembered Mess

I, once upon a time, indulge myself to the bleak, gloomy world of Goths; and plunged into the wilderness of punk and metals. Years passed by, I met different people with their different unique personalities. I learned in them, through them, with them. Slowly, I grew myself to a more mature person than before and still looking forward to grow more.

In my high school days, many genre and labels rose to its fame. There's the Thrashers or Trashers (or however you spell it), Emo, Screamo (which, they say, is different from emo. Well, who knows?) and the others that were established long before my time like Goths, Metals, Punks and many more.

During those times numerous creepy things appeared out of nowhere - bags, necklace, rings, t-shirts, mugs and dolls that looks like a witch's voodoo doll. In which, I recently found a blog site called LoopyBoopy that reminds me of those glum days.

I can only appreciate it as art by now. My fondness with these things is gone already. Though, I think it's nice except for the eyes.


 
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Meat and Mess

I read comments that when they saw Lady Gaga on MTV's Video Music Awards 2010's white carpet their initial reaction is "Wow Lady Gaga has cleaned up!"
Until they saw the mighty meat.

Have you seen Lady Gaga's meat dress in VMAs? Have you wondered whether it's real or just plain imaginary meat? Well, I got to tell you. It's RAW!

Source: TMZ.com

Gaga wore this uhm, meat dress (not to mention her hair piece, purse and pumps were also made in meat) in VMAs 2010.


 
Franc Fernandez (the designer behind the meat dress) told MTV Style that indeed it was a real meat! I wonder how it feels when you're sitting next to Gaga while she's draped in meat! And you'll feel the meat. Ugh! CRAZY!

I also wondered if it smells… and it was answered in MTV Style interview with Franc Fernandez. Go over here to read the interview.


 
Meanwhile…..

On PETA's blog site

"Meat is the decomposing flesh of a tormented animal who didn't want to die, and after a few hours under the TV lights, it would smell like the rotting flesh it is and likely be crawling in maggots—not too attractive, really."

Click here to read the rest of the article.


 
Whether you consider this as a very fashion forward, gross, edgy, trying-hard and everything, one thing is sure – Gaga outdid herself again! Proving she's a real gaga. (What can you say Ke$ha? Oh yeah, you're not gaga! You're trash, I almost forgot!)

Personally, I'm actually grossed out! And I'm not a Vegan.


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Mess or Adventure?

This is the first time that I've been active for the whole day. I swear!

1:00am. Me, my co-GTR artists Paul Kristian, Rosh Paulo and G12 members Mary Olidem (the first lady) and Kareen with an outsider Karen Hernandez were hanging out at Benitez Street somewhere in Manila. We're just waiting for the sun to rise and the time to turn its hands to 8:00am. We're talking about nonsense shits and dude, we're sleepless! By around 9:00 am we already accomplished what's supposed to be done, and then we're free.

9:30am. The gang is still talking nonsense shits but now we stood outside a mall; a mall that opens at 10:00am. All drained and our feet were aching, we're still standing outside to wait for the time – again. We enjoyed each other's company so heat, leg cramps, sleepiness and shits were ignored.

10:00am. The mall opens its wide gorgeous glass doors! We're in and first things first! FOOD! We ate our hearts out and our energy was refilled instantly! Hyped again, we strolled and window shopped for some time. Most importantly, we played at Tom's World (my favorite part). Dang! It is fun!

I lost tracked of the time. We hitched at Paul Kristian's car (driven by his Dad, accompanied with his Mom) on our way back to Caloocan.

2:00pm. They dropped us at our alma mater – I, Kareen and Karen. We then claimed our diplomas and Kareen's alumni card. We had coke float before we separate our ways. Then I was on my way home when I was stucked at a traffic jam so I got home by 4pm.

I took a nap.

7:00pm. Awaken by a call, I hurriedly took a bath and ran going to my good-old-friend's birthday celebration. It was a blast! I had caldereta, spag, cake, cake again, red wine and a little liquor. Around 10:30 I was already on my way home, together with a couple of friends (which I missed a lot).

After a sleepless night at some street in Manila, a journey to and at Robinson's Place Ermita, a back and forth walks at my alma mater, a traffic jammed on my way home, a nap, and a hardcore party I think I deserve a long and uninterrupted sleep. Please subconscious self, don't wake me up too early like you used to!


 
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Sophisticated & Clumsy

Formstack Submission at 08/31/10 11:08 AM
Name (Optional): Grace Kelly
Where are you from?: USA
Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)

Your Story Starts Here!: Hi mao!!!

Help me! I was trying to pound a nail when I hit my hand with a hammer. My left is just bruised badly, and it is wounded, too. The hammer is a little rusty so I went to the doctor to get me one of those toxoids. I'm wondering, what's the diff between a toxoid from other vaccines?


 
Dear Grace,

Try to be a little more careful the next time you do something. lol
Well, toxoid is an inactive toxin of a certain bacteria. It will not harm you since it is inactivated already and it will help you develop immunity against that certain bacteria. Other vaccines were made from live attenuated, derivatives or killed bacteria.


 
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Green Tee Records update

Rosh Paulo once again proved to us that his escalating career in music industry is not just a delusion claim! Ms. Franz Cruz of The Bigtime Inc. recently posted a picture of herself wearing Rosh Paulo inspired shirt.

 
Meanwhile, GTR's pioneers Paul Kristian and Rosh Paulo together with Nasty Mao went to a colleague's celebration with some of the epic G12 members. It's nice to hear that even GTR has been very busy lately about their stars' upcoming albums they managed to attend in an event to have some quality time with friends. 

However, it is very noticeable that the latest member of the fam is not in attendance. That is because Fatz Chua has been busy promoting MOSÉ - the newest online medical supply shop owned by Chua's friend.




That is the hottest and the latest shits gossips about Green Tee Records' artists.


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Pungent Affair

Formstack Submission at 09/01/10 12:45 PM
Name (Optional): Jemalyn Mhae Pranchismo
Where are you from?: Philippines
Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)
Your Story Starts Here!: Dear teh!
Oh teh,helping me naman! Ang boylet ko kasi e Smellanie Marquez, as in mahobo! Grabe, amoy hanggang kabilang kanto ang kanyang shoho! Minsan, alam ko na kung nakapasok na sya sa baranggay namin kasi Don't lie to me tlga ang drama namin, mars!
Eto pa ang siste act, kahit di pa siya nagogoli, I will follow you wherever she may go ang serye ng ungak! Whoopi doo Goldberg talagah!
At naku, eto na ang tugatog ng kashongahan ko! Ni-Yes I Do ko na siya pero nalaman ko lang ngayon na di pa pala siya na Bless me Pader, as in, binyag! You know, binyag! Trulili! May kapote pa si Jun-Jun! May I smegma You ang drama ni boylet sa akin! As in, Bacon dog, nakakita ka na ba noon, Mars?! Betchabygollywowowee! I dunno what to do!!!
Gusto ko naman siya. Goodie naman siya, kaya lang, ang shoho nya evah! Kala ko sanay na ko sa amoy ng lugar namin na amoy-pupuneska pero charrr!! Nakameet din kami ng ka-front namin!!! Di mo ma-take take talaga! Ang shoho.
Alam mo ba yung amoy ng lalaking Smellanie na medyo natutunaw na ang mga flowers sa kapaligiran namin! Dementors, teh, totoo sila!!!
Please help me naman. Gusto ko sabihin sa kanya na "And I'm tellin' you, I'm not going!!!!" (by Jennifer Hudson) pero kelangan niyang talikuran ang kasamaan! Helping me, teh!!!


 
Trudis liitli yours,

jEmALyN mH4E


 
(teh ganda ng blog mo a, daming info! true!) ---- weh??


 

 
Dear jEmALyN mH4E,


 
Ui oh! Bekimon siya! Hahaha. Infairness naman nawindang ako dito. KUNG SINO KA MAN JEMALYN! AYOS! :D


 
Ang simple lang ng problem naten. Kung mahal mo talaga siya at ang pagiging mabaho niya at pagiging supot lang ang problema madaling solusyunan yan. Bakit hindi mo siya kausapin tungkol sa hygiene niya? Sabihin mo ang totoo sa hindi nakaka-offend na paraan. Hikayatin mo din siya na magpatuli na. Bigyan mo siya ng idea kung anu-anong pwedeng maging mangyari kung susundin niya ang payo mo o hindi. Yun lang!

Hanga ako sa tibay ng ilong mo! :D

At PS,
hindi pa ko nakakakita nun! :)
at si K Brosas si Dear Teh! Namali ka lang ata ng napagsubmitan na blog!


 
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