WARNING!!!

If you are a Grammar Nazi better not read any article below. You might develop migraine due to grammatical glitches.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Incest Love


Formstack Submission at 08/31/10 11:02 AM
Name (Optional): John Michael Raymond De La Merced, IV
Where are you from?: Philippines
Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)
Your Story Starts Here!: Hey!


 

Can you help me out? I'm in love with my sister. I know, it's bad, but what's even badder is that she is my biological sister. We made love kanina and we didn't get caugh, but she's having guilt feelings, and now I am having them too. What should I do? Thanks!


 


 

Hey you John Michael Raymond De La Merced, IV

What should you do? DUH! Stop fucking your sister! Don't you know it's a SIN? What are you guys thinking?? That is so wrong! Stop it, forget it and don't let it happen again.

XX

Mao

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Personally, I have nothing against bisexuals. They're humans and no one wants to be discriminated. I think it is okay to love anyone with the same gender, what makes it immoral is the act that they will and may do. People were a bit harsh to them, especially with gays. What have they done to deserve such treatment? I guess some gay haters defend themselves using biblical contexts. But come on! Who are we to judge them? Let The One above judge them, after all He is the only one who has the right to do so. We are humans and we're all sinners.

Just a thought.


 

Here's a French McDonald Advertisement:


 
At first, it gave me goose bumps. I dunno why.
Then I started to appreciate it and find it very artistic.
It's like saying, McDo is where everyone eats. An example of their clients is a regular family who were faced, as usual, with life's problems (not a perfect family).

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Shy Girlfriend


Hi!

I know I sent this advice-seeking-letter via email. I'm your friend kaya sana i-anonymous mo nalang. :D Gusto ko sana sa text nalang kaya lang as we all know ang hirap mo kausap sa text. Hahaha. Anyways, ganito kasi yun. You know I have a boyfriend, right? And we've been together since highschool. So we're like 7 years na. Kaso there's this guy na nakafling ko nung time na nagkakalabuan kame ng boyfriend ko nung 2nd year college and it's not that I still like him pero kasi last month pa siya nanggugulo. I asked him to leave me and my boyfriend alone pero ayaw niya. Nagagalit siya kasi ginawa ko daw siyang panakip butas, eh nung time na yon alam naman niyang nagkakalabuan kame ng bf ko. Ngayon nanggugulo siya, kung ano-anong lies yung sinasabi niya about sa ameng dalawa na hindi naman talaga totoo. Natatakot akong baka one day masira yung relationship naming magboyfriend dahil sa kanya. At ang kinaiinis ko pa, ang tagal na na wala kameng communication. Duh! 2nd year college pa yun! Halos 3 years na nakalipas, tapos ngayon siya nanggugulo?! Anu gagawin ko??

-ANONYMOUS DAW
Sun 8/29/2010 7:13 PM



 

My Dearest Anonymous daw,

Alam ko very understanding ang boyfriend mo, kinausap mo ba siya tungkol dito? Ipaalala mo sa kanyang mahal mo siya and huwag na niyang pansinin ang nakalipas lalo na at kasinungalingan lang ang maririnig niya dito. Alam ko iintindihin ka niya at hindi niya papansinin yung pa-effect na fling mo nung college days. Hindi ko din alam kung bakit ngayon siya nagpapapansin, pero ang payo ko DEADMA lang teh! Pagsubok lang yan sa inyo ng boyfriend mo. Huwag niyo pansinin at mawawala din yan ng kusa. Parang kabute. Sa mga ganyang klaseng tao na mahilig manira, hindi bagay diyan ang pakiusapan. I think they were not thinking rationally kaya ginagawa nila ang mga bagay na ganyan. Kaya it won't make any sense kung kakausapin mo sila, hindi ka rin nila maiintindihan. You just have to close your eyes and ears. Parang celebrity at paparazzi lang yan. Huwag ka makipagcommunicate sa kanya at umiwas din kayong pag-usapan siya at mga pinagsasabi niya. Kasi pag binigyan niyo siya ng attention, matutuwa lang siya dahil ibinigay niyo ang gusto niya at lalo siyang mangugulo na pwedeng lumala at ikasira ng relationship niyo. Yun lang. :D

And thank you for letting everyone know that I don't know how to use a cell phone. Bitch! lol


 

XX

Mao

Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Mess Advisory!!


It feels like it has been ages ago after I posted an FML Advice (the part 9). Guys! I'm longing for you! I'm created to give you advice! Send in some problems! The new FML Advice is not exclusive for love problems and I decided to change the meaning of FML from From Mao's Love Advice to From Mao's Loving Advice. Hahaha. I'm serious!


 

Parang ang tagal na simula ng nagpost ako ng FML Advice (part 9). Guys! Mahaba ako para sayo! Nami-miss ko na kayo! Ginawa ako para magpayo! Magsabi na kayo ng problema ! Ang bagong FML Advice ay hindi lang para sa problema sa puso at napagdesisyunan kong baguhin na ang ibig sabihin ng FML mula From Mao's Love Advice sa From Mao's Loving Advice. Hahahaha. Seryoso ko! Tae.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Newest Batch

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL JULY 2010 NURSING LICENSURE EXAM PASSERS!

ALL FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF GOD.
AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM.

You surpassed the first obstacle, strive harder to reach you ultimate goal!
Be the greatest NURSE you can be!

The Early Bird


Formstack Submission at 08/27/10 8:35 AM
Name (Optional):
Where are you from?: Canada

Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)

Your Story Starts Here!: Hello,


 

Whenever me and my boyfriend would have sex, I would always finish up fast. I love this guy, and he's very understanding, but how can I control my "o" so that we'd have fun for a longer time?


 

love lots,

O Girl


 

Dear O Girl,

Does it always happen? Is it like premature ejaculation? I heard some women having trouble like that. Well, premature ejaculation is a sexual disorder and I guess you should seek professional help (I don't see anything wrong with that). I really don't know what to say. I guess you have to do it after you had your rest. And I read an article saying masturbating is like practicing yourself to achieve orgasm quickly. If you want to last it longer, all I can say is: If you masturbate frequently then you better start doing it less often.

You said that your boyfriend understands you, it will be cooler if both of you will read some articles online and/or on magazines about girls having trouble like you and how they got rid of it.

I'll post an update about your issue when I'm done asking my sex guru girl friend. :D


 

XX

Mao

Friday, August 27, 2010

Hump de Bump

Formstack Submission at 08/26/10 8:23 PM

Name (Optional):

Where are you from?: Others

Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)

Your Story Starts Here!: holla holla,



I'm dating this hot-ass chick I met in a bar. She was all up on me that night, and we got real busy right after. Some hours later, she was ridin in my car and we were up all night til the mornin. I enjoy it a lot, but c'mon, she wants to make love all day and I wanna tell her 'hey, I got a job' and she's like 'me too, I'm doin' you one right now' and I'm like 'whoa, I mean it, I have a job, like WORK baby' and I need to work extra-hard 'cause my brother's kids are all depending on me. He's got no work 'cause he got caught stashing cash from the store he works at.


 

How can I convince my 'active' girl to just chill? I mean, I'm cool with it if I gots nothin to do, but they dont pay me at the bank to hump women all day!!


 

How can I tell her that I need some time-out without sounding like a wuss? HELP!!!!!!!!


 

SINCERELY,

Lucky Louie


 


 

Dear Lucky Louie,

Wow Louie! She's oozing hot! You must be very lucky! :D AND can I say something? When you're doing it, are you guys protected? Because you really should!

Anyway, tell her to get busy all day while you're at work and she should think of something that would make both of you more satisfied later at night. And tell her it's more exciting if at some time you guys are apart so that later when you get together and do it, it'll be more impetuous and that you like it that way and she'll like it too. The idea is you need to relate your excuse to her desires so you won't sound like a wuss. That is IF you think she won't understand you, but if you think she'll understand then it's still better if you tell her up front that you need to work. Because a real woman should admire you for working extra-hard especially for someone else's cost.

I hope my advice is cool to you. I really do hope! :)


 

XX

Mao

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Love, Family and Race


Formstack Submission at 08/26/10 8:13 PM


Name (Optional): Chinita-In-Love


Where are you from?: Philippines


Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)


Your Story Starts Here!: Hey!



I hope you could help me with my problem. See, my folks have really high standards when it comes to suitors lately. It wasn't a problem before - I've been dating guys since forever - but now they seem to hate it when my suitors are not Chinese! Help! How can I make them understand that this Pinoy guy is really kind and trustworthy? I sure hope you can help me out. (NOTE: This guy is someone you know!)


 


 

Dear Chinitia-In-Love,

I would like to say thanks for the nice rate! :D

Okay, so you're Chinese? And the guy is someone I know (which honestly up to now, I'm still clueless). :) You know, it's hard to tell something to someone who's not open for communication. Like you can do whatever to make your parents understand and trust you but still they won't, especially if they're not ready to listen (as in the true essence of listening). This advice is very cliché – talk to your parents. I mean, there wasn't a problem before right? Then ask them why suddenly, you feel they don't like your suitors except if they're Chinese. There must be a reason. When you knew the reason, then you may now point out to them that this Pinoy guy is someone they should trust. On the other hand, if you're not that open to your parents, I think it would be a problem. :D It's hard talking to someone when you're not at ease with that someone, right? Then I think the solution is to write them a letter. It's easier than to converse with someone not close to you especially parents, because personally I think it's kind of awkward. I really do hope your parents would listen to you, because if this guy is really kind and trustworthy then I think you deserve each other (at least a chance to be with each other).


 

XX

Mao

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Small Town and The Big Problem


Dear Doctor TRuth,

I'm 19 and now a Sophomore in college.

I was in relationships all throughout high school and ended my "most serious" one the summer before going away to college. He had wanted to follow me and didn't take the break up too well at all and I somehow influenced him to go to school in Idaho to play football while I would be in Los Angeles because it was best for him. Who knows, it may have been but I really just wanted the space.

So anyway, since then I've been in and out of flings that last a few months or less maybe. I was really hurt by one guy who really did like me but was still in love with his ex girlfriend, who happened to be one of my friends unfortunately.. and that's how I found out. He didn't know I knew he was still texting her saying he liked me but if he could be with her he would... They had been over for about 2 years and she had definitely moved on but I think she just liked him being in obsessed with her so she never really helped the situation much. I ignored it at first but then I decided I couldn't take it and I just completely blew him off and told him I wasn't into him at all but at least we had fun. He asked me if I was a lesbian after that. haha. So anyway, I haven't talked to him since but right now I feel really confused.

I've been hanging out with this one guy a lot since I've been home for the summer. We connect really well and can talk about anything because we're both kind of ridiculous. I think I've made him mad lately because I won't show affection in public but I don't want to because he's not my boyfriend. I do like him but I don't want other people to know that. He's a 26 year old college drop out living at home with no driver's license due to a D.U.I. and he's pretty sure there's a warrant out for his arrest since he never served his time. He does at least have a job with the family business but he's not a very good influence on me because I'm pretty sure he's an alcoholic and I've been trying hard to be healthy because I've been having a lot of health problems in the last year. We have had sex but we haven't for a while because I'm afraid.

You see, I have an ultra sound coming up in the next few weeks because doctors suspect I might have an ovarian tumor of some sort or possibly ovarian cancer and it's been freaking me out. Even before I found out about that possibility I had been having dreams where I was completely bald. We aren't too close emotionally so I don't really want to talk about it and I've been very distant partying with my friends without him.

I hooked up with another guy not too long ago at one of my friend's graduation party and have been talking to him a lot. He's 23. I'm trying to play the field and I think I might like hanging out with this other guy who is my sister's friend's cousin.

My friends don't like him at all and begged me not to hang out with him but my parents love him since they are such great friends with his family. I feel really silly but I've been sneaking the first guy over for a while since I don't have my own place right now and he lives at home too. I would invite him over earlier but I don't want him to meet my parents or anything because then they will ask me questions and be really irritating.

I can't really talk to my parents about these things. I thought I was just hanging out with the first guy, Jason, because I was bored but now I can't stop thinking about him. I was rather rude to him last night but I was hanging out with him and one of his best friends Sean who is like 27 I believe but has always been in love with me and I guess hasn't gotten over it because he was really angry when he saw Jason and I together. Jason is also friends with another guy Gene who I had a fling with last summer but it was right after I got out of my longest relationship with the guy who went to Idaho and he still won't let me forget that I broke his heart.

I just got my apartment in Los Angeles about 3 hours away from here and I'm supposed to move in in the next few weeks so I won't even be near any of these guys.

Jason said he would only get his license if he could come see me... and I said well get it then. It's not going to be easy since he hasn't been to any AA meetings or served his two days in jail and has been avoiding it for so long.

I'm so confused.. and If I really am sick I don't even know what's going to happen. I can't commit or be satisfied with any of my choices. I'm obviously not ready for a relationship but then I find myself feeling lonely but I don't want to lead anyone on. I like a lot of people because I get along with most. I'm just a friendly outgoing person..

I'm tired of hurting people but I warned them all before that they shouldn't like me. They thought I was kidding.

It would be lovely if you could please shed a little light on this disaster I've created. Oh yea and Idaho boy isn't going back to Idaho and he does enjoy to comment on all my mistakes... but then turns around and tries to help. He needs to make up his mind whether or not he wants to be my friend or not. But I guess he just wants to be my boyfriend...

It's almost impossible for me to have straight male friends. Sorry for the novel but I tried to cut it short.

What can I do?

-Struggling in a small town
August 20, 2010 7:47 pm



 


 

Dear Struggler-in-a-small-town,

Well, that's really a long story. :)

Hmm.. You have to tell them straight and clear that you are not into commitment thing. Don't let them see it as a joke, because if you do, you'll end up hurting them (because you seem lovely and they would really fall for you). If you're not ready to commit then don't. It'll be far worse if you go in a relationship if you're not yet ready. Don't be scared if you're feeling lonely. Everyone feels lonely at some point in their life. Forget what they are saying. Take time to think what you really want. And while contemplating on it, try to avoid destructions such as your boys. :)

Well, about your ailment. It is normal you'd get worried but don't be too stressed about it nor about your love life. Remember, stress is a big factor in development of most disorders. Wait for the result, if it's a benign tumor it will only be removed. There's no harm in benign tumors. However if it's a cancer, well, if it's detected early it can be cured.

I think you really have to unwind somewhere peaceful. Ponder on what you really want and prioritize, so it won't be a hindrance to your everyday living. Try to avoid stressors.

I really hope this would somehow enlighten you.
I'm sorry for this late reply. I overlooked this one. :D

And by the way, I'm no doctor truth.


 

XX

Mao

The Bloody Mess

The ending of last Monday's drama is something beyond everybody's anticipation. Instead of blaming one another, let's put back peace and love; and pray for everyone. Be reminded that everything happens for a reason.

Please do not hate.

RIP for the killed victims.
RIP Ronaldo Mendoza. I hope whatever you really fought for will be cleared in no time.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

The Confused Boo


Dear Doctor TRuth,

I don't know what to do about my boyfriend of 14 month.

When I first met him he was so loving and kind and we never argued? but in the last 8 months we have been arguing a lot..this is due to him having personal problems leading way back to his childhood to do with his father.

Every time he gets in his moods he turns nasty and abuses everyone, including me for no reason, then we start arguing and he calls me names, etc? then he calls me and apologizes saying that he didn't mean to say those nasty things to me and that he loves me alot and is scared he's going to lose me.

At the moment we're spending time apart, we haven't spoken for 10 days as everyone says he needs space and to think about what he's done to me? His mom says he's still very confused and unsure about himself but he still cares about me a lot and is missing me? He's told his Mom that he's scared if he contacts me I will hang up or not answer the phone but when I call him to talk things over he either hangs up in my ear or doesn't answer the phone. It's very frustrating and hurting me inside.

His mom says to me just let him be and give him space to sort himself out and when he's ready to talk he will ring me?She doesn't want us to break up either and she reckons not to ring him and let him come after me as I've done everything I can do? He came by my house last Friday to talk to me but I was still asleep so I didn't end up speaking to him and now he says he's confused again and doesn't know what to do still..

Can you please give me some advice as I want our relationship to work out.

Regards,
Confused


August 20, 2010 7:44 pm


 

Dearest Confused,
So far, your letter is the only serious problem sent to me. And I wish I could help by giving you some advices.
You said that you've been together for 14 months now. I am not sure with my understanding but it seems that it happens more than once? Well for your word abuse, I must say you should not let anyone even your love one to abuse you either verbally or physically. And to the fact that he's doing this for no reason is so much unacceptable. Sure he's going to apologize but it won't assure you that the abuse won't happen again. It is a nice move that you were spending time apart from each other. It will give both of you some time to think things over. I understand his Mom's worry but I think you should not let her influence your decision about your relationship with her son. Like what is in your letter, his Mom told you he's scared that you might hang up or not answer his call but what happened is the other way around. We are not sure what was really happening in their side. You must be first assured by him that he won't abuse you again. Well, unless you're some kind of a masochist. Nonetheless, if you want to work things out, you really need to have a serious talk with him then compromise. Try helping him to project his bad moods into something more productive. Or better yet, let him see a psychiatrist.
If only you did not indicate you want your relationship to work out I would totally say, "Leave that douchebag!" If he did abuse you again then you really should leave him. He MAY think you want it too if you just forgive him over and over again and it may become his hobby abusing you and others. Take care.

 

XX

Mao

Friday, August 20, 2010

Messing with Unfinished Script


I'm browsing my old stuff to collect some notes that I have written when I stumbled upon this old not-finished script. I Ultimately Laughed Out Loud, like what K Brosas has said. I realized that there's so much to do - answer FML messages, finish some rap verses, do some house chores (as if), read and read (my favorite) and now finish this what I have started. Once I'm done with my script I'll be posting it in my Scribd as soon as possible. It's a tagalog drama about 9 connected lives, how they struggle with life's circumstances and basically how people in squatter area lives.

Enjoy your weekend.


 

XX

Mao


 

The Maniac Bitch


Name (Optional)
MFox
Where did you get my link?
Blogspot
Your Message Here
hey there mao
im hurt coz I was cut off the sequel I was supposed to star in coz the director is a f*ck. Recently I listen to Rosh Paulo's album and it makes me feel something inside.. like i wanna do something bad... what should I do for Paulo to notice me? thanks b*tch lol.

 

Dear MFox,

Maybe the director is a f*ck then I suggest that you have to move on. Don't strain yourself with that kind of people. If you have a real talent you'll have more projects to come. Take a rest.

Knowing Paulo? You should eliminate first Mary O.

Knowing Paulo, he'll notice you if you really has the talent. Nevertheless, he won't notice you as someone I presume you want to be noticed. I can vibe that you want to seduce Paulo. Take it from someone who's inside his circle of friends – you can't have him. His eyes are only for Mary O. Give it up, girl! Anyway, Paul Kristian is available. But he doesn't go for someone easily. He's a typical pihikan (choosy or whatever). AND if you listen to any song, any type of music that makes you want to do something bad please try not to select those type again. You don't want to end up somewhere, right? And I don't want you to end up strayed.

No problem b*tch :)


 

XX

Mao
 

Depressed Miami Shore Dude


Name (Optional)
LJ Miami
Where did you get my link?
Blogspot
Your Message Here
Hey there Mao,

Currently you have been very popular in the states due to your sleeper hit "Takbow." I listen it everytime I drive my Benz... I am currently depressed now coz people hate me for leaving them during the summer. It wasn't my fault...I wasn't happy...Is it wrong for leaving them?

 

Dear LJ Miami,

Thanks for listening to my one and only "Takbow".
If you left them because you are not happy anymore then no, it's not wrong leaving them. However, if you left them in a not very good way then that made you an asshole (for hurting those people). Explain to them clearly why you left them in the first place. Listen to Rosh Paulo's Summer and Seth and contemplate whatever and everything on your life. And keep on listening to Green Tee Record's hit songs; it can be a therapy to your depression.


 

XX

Mao

The Astrayed Fame

Dear Mao,

I am a very famous TV personality and I am currently going thru a divorce with my husband. I'm very hurt because of her mom's public dislike of me. Aside from that my noon time show is a big loss...as in Loss na Loss... what can I do??? Thank you..

msKrzy
Aug 20, 2010 07:35 PM



 

To Ms Kzry or Ms Crazy or Whatever,

You just have to bear in your mind that you are blessed by just living. Especially when you said that you are famous. It's normal that right now you are very hurt; everyone would feel the same when someone declared it in public. If you think you've never done anything wrong then just ignore your ex's mom. After all, she's a MOM and it's natural to act and defend her son either he is right or sadly when he is wrong. And about your Loss na Loss show. Uhm, you just have to shut your mouth. Tinatabunan mo kasi mga co-host mo! I hope this would help for the betterment of our country.


 

xx

Mao

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Sappy Savvy Mess


Green Day has been sharing their music for more than a decade now and has produced 8 albums. From being an underground band they later go for mainstream that made their critics tagged them as sell-outs. Up to now, fans worldwide constantly debates whether their new style is the best or the old style is the one that rocks. Only few acknowledge that whether old or new Green Day still rocks.

The song called Last Night on Earth which is almost like a love song was termed as sappy-shit by Billie Joe Armstrong himself. His one of a kind vocal made the song more melodramatic that most of the fans fell in love with him all over again.

While contemplating on the lyrics, I thought that this could be a good soundtrack to Dear John film.

I'll be sharing a cute fan made video of this track. Enjoy.


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Mess With ‘IT’


These past few days I felt very tired and detached from my volunteer work. I don't know if it's me or my colleagues but it seems ------- OKAY! That's what supposes to be my topic for my blog this night. THEN I got pissed with this somebody so I will be changing the topic because it bugs the hell outta me the whole time I try to write about that first topic.

I don't know why but I'm so irritated with that somebody! Although always irritated, I don't hate it. In fact, love it. As a friend! DUH. We can't be…. Yikes! However, whenever it ask me questions or tells me it's nonsense stories or I just saw it, my head is blowing up because of irritation! Just like now, I'm so pissed and irritated that I want to freak out! Maybe because somehow I know that it is very dependent on me - dependent on most of everything which I totally dislike and hate. It's not that I don't care. In fact I care a lot but come on! I can't bare or buffer everything up to the tiniest problem YOU have! It's okay to tell me your problems but sometimes that problem is actually just a whine. And I hate people who whine every-fucking-time! I already told this to it but yeah, it still continuously driving me mad! Now it looks like I was the one who whines! Is it very contagious? Like how someone start yawning in front of you and you started yawning after him then the one next to you will yawn and in the end the rest of you just yawned. It's so fascinating and weird that yawning thing. Right? So this mess ends here because I have to go to bed early so I can woke up early. (Yeah, that's the logic)

XO

Monday, August 9, 2010

This Should Not Mess


I was out in the shell this early afternoon for an interview. My bayaw called me early in the morning just to tell me I'm scheduled for an interview later this day. I almost backed out because I was not prepared – no corporate clothes to put on and no practice with speaking spontaneously in English. I admit I am not good talking spontaneously and fluently in English. That is why I don't like interviews. They are like my nightmares. However after this one, my first interview outside the school, my first interview as a job applicant, my first interview as a professional I learned that I should not be intimidated and pray for God's guidance. I survived this interview, even though I almost answer her redundantly in all the questions she thrown at me. (I just laughed at my head, it is really stupid) However, after I got out of the building I was like Thank God! I felt like I was freed and light. My self-confident were boosted and like I want another interview that this time I know that I can do it. That nothing needs to be worried.

On my way home, I walked several blocks with my pumps on. It pained my heels and my thighs. I'm used to wear flats since I am a Nurse. J I don't know, my pump is not that high or maybe because I'm too heavy that my lower limbs can't carry my upper body weight. I need to do some serious exercise partnered with a healthy diet.

Whatever the result of today's interview one thing is for sure, I surpassed my first time and it does not hurt!

XO

Sunday, August 8, 2010

So That You Won’t Mess


My sister lent me a book of Nicholas Sparks entitled The Last Song. Yes, it is the one adapted as a movie starred by Miley Cyrus – which I constantly repulse whenever I'm imagining the characters. I'm no hater, but I really don't like her. Going back to the topic which is not Miley but the book The Last Song, I see it as more of a familial love story than a romantic love story. Based on my apprehension, the story evolves on Ronnie and her father Steve, so I don't really understand why the image in the cover is Miley and whoever-her-leading-man-in-the-movie – okay I know the reason, to market the book. This made me imagine Ronnie with Miley's face that constantly destructs me.

On the other side of the story, I found a tip for those male species who do not know how to court rightly. Well basically, when you court someone (this is still very popular in our country, I believe) you go on a date. And this is the tip I got from Nicholas Sparks' book -
The TIP:

GUYS whenever you ask a girl on a date, be sure that you are prepared. Okay the main idea here is dating is like demonstrating to the other what you really are. Bring her to places you enjoy, places where you always hang out, where you like to be the most, things you normally do, let her taste your favorite food, eat in your favorite diner etc. In a date you have to know where to go, what to do, what to eat. It is okay when you don't ask your date what she wants to eat. Personally, whenever I'm on a date and this someone bugs me asking "where do you want to eat", "what do you want to do" is a BIG turn-off. I'm like What the…? Why are you passing on me the burden of thinking what to do? So guys, girls adds a pogi points to someone who's basically has directions and has the idea where to go.
    The next time you will ask a girl, let her know you by not doing a question and answer or interviewing – SHOW HER. It is still the best thing to do.

 

I hope you learned something. Take it from me, I'm a FEMALE. I know what my species likes.

XO 

Saturday, August 7, 2010

The Whole New Mess

Before anything else, this site is just a replica of my previous My Everyday Mess site. I deleted the blog since the colors of the links messed up. It just proves that I'm always a bum. Anyhow, I just got this link from my former classmate via Facebook. The dreaded day will soon come and as for me, I will accept whatever the result if it is the will of our Lord.

If you're a July 2010 Nursing Board Exam taker, I'm presenting you the reality - last week of August is the result.
The link to the truth:
Release of the July 2010 Nursing Board Exam Set

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