Green Tee's Newest Project: WORKSHOP

Workshop is a sitcom starred by Rosh Paulo, Paul Kristian and Cholo Gonzales. It is a situational comedy which story revolves around 2 friends Fil Young and Jonas Brothers, and their journey to showbiz and fame.

Their first episode entitled "Are You All Right, Kid? I Thought I Heard You Choking." is their first step to stardom as a Z-lister rap master teach them the right way of rapping.

Enjoy watching!


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Mao

Review: The Murder of King Tut

The Murder of King Tut by James Patterson

My rating: 3 of 5 stars



Tut's story and his probable murderer was a giveaway. Carter's however, is full of anxiety. Entertaining, though. The theme is undeniably amusing. Egyptian culture and history, Greek and Norse mythology are the topics that illicit curiosity to every reader. But coming from Patterson, I think this is not good enough. It is written in a very amateur way.



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Blog Again

I really really want to revive this blog but a tight schedule on my work makes me super tired and lazy to open Bloo. :-(

Had so many updates for the Green Tee Records. :-)

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Why Some Marriages Doesn't Last

A very timing post to TomKat's divorce. (Please BranGelina, don't let this happen to you!)

I had a chat with a boy friend an hour ago and we briefly tackled relationships and that even marriages doesn't really last. Well, that's the sad thing about this generation. They don't fix what's broken. They just throw it away.

Percentage of failed marriages won't increase this much if we doesn't see separation/divorce as an option. It was never and hopefully will never be on my option list. Or maybe on the least of the list but definitely will be the last resort. If all else fails kind of move. Of course, I'm not talking about all marriages because there will always be an exception to the rule. 


Save what's savable. Fix if you still can. Don't let love be broken onto million pieces that you can't find a way to put it back together.






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Mao

San Lazaro: Journey Into Terror Movie Review

 A movie review by Rosh Paulo for Portable Hearts blog « San Lazaro: Journey Into Terror:

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I'm the type of person who don't want to get left behind. So when I read my friend's blog about this movie we watched on some cute house at Nova, I get myself to post something related to the movie so I may be also featured on the official San Lazaro blog site. No worries, I review without spoilers!

It was an indie film, so expect spectacular cinematography and musical scoring but less effects and vague story line.Wincy Ong's humor fused with cult and fright enshrouded the plot holes of story. Nevertheless, the movie is filled with intelligent humor, clean transitions and a very indie-like ending. The movie is not for easy going, usual movie goer and normal people. If you appreciated the film, then congratulations! You must be awesome and has a high-end brain processor


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Mao

Black Swan Review

It's a roller coaster ride for Nina, as she struggles with her inner self while continuously getting repercussion from her mentor, colleague and mother.

Very good casting. Everyone's perfect for their role.
Musical scoring was also good, makes my heart skip on suspense scenes.
Excellent cinematography.

3 and a half stars

Lost in AMANA!

This is the second time I had a chance to visit Pandi, Bulacan's very own Amana Waterpark. Its 13 BIG waves are still breathtaking(literally!) and its life-size character models keep on getting bigger and well themed. The management is upgrading the area with a zip line and four new pools with different sizes. HOWEVER, I may enjoy the chaotic waves, tirelessly take photos on their Justice League and Shrek's house but when will I ever get back to NLEX without getting lost first? I just shrugged the first time my company and I took a wrong turn but this second time?? Come on! I think it means something! Something like we were guided by dozens of tarpaulins when we're trying to reach the resort and get lost on our way home on a dark night. Why? I paid my entrance fee at the resort and we expect the management to pay their due tax on BIR that, in the long run,  will be the fund of their ciudad or barangay. Then why don't they use a little of that fund with a dozens of guide tarps along the road going to NLEX? Even a chunk of plywood and red paint will do. As long as their visitor can get to NLEX without having to detour first at Bocaue. I'm looking forward to this signage. I will be more than glad to look at it rather than a politician face on tarpaulins.

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Mao

Review: Lumayo Ka Nga Sa Akin

Lumayo Ka Nga Sa Akin by Bob Ong

My rating: 3 of 5 stars



Bob Ong's satirical contents are as sharp as ever. Pointing fact by fact the reality that our society is in deep shit; shouting the truth about mass media and its idealism to make its viewers more stupid and gullible. Though I think it lacks the comedy, or I daresay the humor is forced.



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Green Tee Update: Beautiful Disaster

PaulKristian "The Paulmeister"  has released his latest single Beautiful Disaster on his Tumblr, March 2, 2012. This update is still hot from the oven.      

The single could be a soundtrack to James Bond movies! I felt like I'm in a yacht at the Caribbean blue sea, hand fighting while in bikini (hahahahaha) then the scene will change, I'll be at Morocco chased by cars while Beautiful Disaster is on background playing. How's that?

BEAUTIFUL DISASTER - PaulKristian ft Kid Lucero

Indeed, this is another masterpiece from Paul Kristian - his beats are still one of a kind; and we couldn't just ignore the brilliant rhymes and lyrics of Kid Lucero in this single!

Hands down to you guys!

CLICK THE EP COVER (or the photo) TO LISTEN

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Mao

Glance Back to EDSA Revolution

I'm supposed to blog something about the EDSA revolution but my computer's acting like a real asshole these past few days so it's better to be late than never.






This video is one of my favorited vids on YouTube and PinoyMonkeyPride's channel is one of the most interesting and informative Filipino site I ever encountered. So Filipinos, please take time to watch his videos.

I wished I lived in their time to see how great the Philippines then and to understand what really happened.

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Mao

Computer Problems

I'm starting to transfer some of my files to Google Documents just in case I will have to reformat my computer. It's annoying that when I wanted to post something, my computer keeps on restarting. I don't know if I've got viruses or what. Seems impossible since I have Avast to protect me. Made me think that it would be best if I uploaded some of my files.

How about you?

Would you rather upload it online? or risk it to be deleted sometime?


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Mao

Green Tee Update: My Stupid Heart

Alright you guys! The Calcul8n has released his newest single My Stupid Heart, timing last Valentine's Day! Yeah, this post was kinda late. Listen and reminisce your stupid heart moment! And don't forget to subscribe at GreenTeeRecords Youtube Channel.







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Mao

Dubai Fountain: I Will Always Love You

I saw this on local news and on Facebook. I think it would be romantic as cotton candy if you're a couple and you're there to watch it live under the starry sky. Awww... (Melts)

So clearly, the video was posted on Jan 2012. It was not a tribute to Whitney Houston because she died. She probably seen its beauty. It's just sad that tributes are almost always after the death which the artist wouldn't see nor hear nor cry out of overwhelming happiness they deserve. And it's irritating to know that some leech sucks on someone else's fame especially the death-fame. Whatever. Tribute or not really, this is amazing!

So here is Dubai's Burj Khalifa Lake and its famous dancing fountain. Or the link because of owner's right. *because this one's kinda the legit copy*






RIP Whitney Houston.



&& please if you don't know Paul McCartney type it on Google not on Twitter. Don't make yourself so much yourself on internet. 

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Mao

Bookmark DIY

I'm fond of reading novels in paperbacks because I can carry it wherever I go. Before, I only use cut folders as bookmarks but when I saw my friend's cute kitty bookmark, I couldn't stop thinking about it. I've hunted every bookstore for a cheap price but I could only find Php75.00 as the cheapest. So, I made my own.

Monster Bookmark

Materials:

1. Fuzzy wires

2. Cords

3. Glue

Step 1

Bend the fuzzy wire in half. Bend again both side towards the midpoint. This will be the arm.

Twist another wire to the arm's midpoint. It will be the tail or spine.

Take another wire and make it a ball for the head. Then attach it to the arm and spine just by twisting the wire.

Step 2

Cut two small white cord then coil. Glue it to the head and paint dark color to make it look like the eyes. 

Take another cord or ribbon to accentuate the neck.

Gem Bookmark

Materials:

1. Braided straw

2. Gem brads 

Step 1

Fold the straw to your desired length.

Step 2

Insert gem brads at the tail end as the stopper.

You can adjust the gems depending on the length of your book

Finished products :)

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.Mao

Daenerys Targaryen

This post is a year late but I still want to share my feelings. :)

Tamzim Merchant

Emilia Clarke

Thank God Emilia Clarke got to play Daenerys of Game of Thrones on HBO!!


Because.......

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Mao

Game of Thrones Season 2 Teaser

I heard about this since last year but ignore it 'cause we don't have cable channels. So previous week, I had a chance to watch the full season 1 and man! I can't believe I succumbed to its greatness!

Here is season 2's second teaser.

OMG Jon f-ing Snow!

April 1st please hurry!!

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Mao

More Fun in The Philippines

Since DOT's latest slogan hit the web, it has already gone viral!

Netizens have different opinion on this but come on! I really think the idea is great! I recall Boy Abunda said on The Bottomline (his midnight show at ABS-CBN) that it is already given that we nearly lack resources, but what makes our country a tourist destination is us, Filipinos. Very true.

Photo source: Spot.ph

It's just sad that some of us have pessimistic attitude on everything the government (or even anybody) does. Why not, 

"Hey Gov't and your agencies! Be sure the tourists are safe and comfortable; make their destinations more beautiful and breathtaking. Let us do the rest"      - Love, Filipinos

Because that's what makes our society, right? Not in a sarcastic way, LOL. Instead, those pessimists criticize the slogan and the whole idea in an uncalled manner. Whenever & whatever bad happens to them they just had to drag the slogan with it and make it look like STFU world, Philippines' tourism campaign is a fake don't come in here we're just bunch of monkeys screecching! Dudes what the fuck, we're selling tourism in hope that we may once again live the way our parents and grandparents lived during Marcos' era (pre-Marshall Law state)! You know, a bread and Coke that will cost you less than Php 1.00 haha make that happen!

Even a foreign rock band, Simple Plan, agrees with our slogan! See the tweet here.

Photo source: krisrocha

I made one too:)

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Mao

500 Days of Summer Musical

Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were back together since 500 Days of Summer (both of whom are the stars) and recorded a youtube video, uploaded last Dec. 28, 2011, clearly intended for New Year's Eve.

They are so cute together! I thought I'm watching 500 Days of Summer again!

I didn't know JGL sings! Well, as for Zooey I've known for sometime that she has a band.

Watch and get kilig!

I wish they'd end up together. :)

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Mao

Review: Perfect Chemistry

Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles

My rating: 4 of 5 stars



The story is your usual perfect girl plus bad boy blah blah blah. First 5 chapter and I couldn't resist comparing it to Twilight. I almost give up on this one! I don't know in what part it happens, but suddenly it became perfect. I didnt sleep purposely to finish this book. I couldn't get my hands off of it. Like a magnet, I was drawn to the characters and to the story especially to suspense it offers. I love it to bits aside from the observations I have written above. Though, I felt Carmen has to have her ruining moment to the couple as she presents also threat to Brittany. However, I still love this piece.



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Crank & Crank: High Voltage Review

I can't believe I shut my eyes on Crank when I saw it on cable channel few years ago! Honestly, I just tried this one because I'm home, bored, got no new CDs and this is the only thing available. Its fast paced transitions, lack of meaningful lines, hilariously delivered satirical scenes, uncalled nudity and violence somehow made it more compelling.

Crank: High Voltage stuck to its original trademark and I must say did not fail to meet the standard the first film has made. It has more unbelievable scenes which of course didn't matter since it's not based on true to life story.

If you don't like violence then these films are not for you.


5 stars









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Mao