Meat and Mess

I read comments that when they saw Lady Gaga on MTV's Video Music Awards 2010's white carpet their initial reaction is "Wow Lady Gaga has cleaned up!"
Until they saw the mighty meat.

Have you seen Lady Gaga's meat dress in VMAs? Have you wondered whether it's real or just plain imaginary meat? Well, I got to tell you. It's RAW!

Source: TMZ.com

Gaga wore this uhm, meat dress (not to mention her hair piece, purse and pumps were also made in meat) in VMAs 2010.


 
Franc Fernandez (the designer behind the meat dress) told MTV Style that indeed it was a real meat! I wonder how it feels when you're sitting next to Gaga while she's draped in meat! And you'll feel the meat. Ugh! CRAZY!

I also wondered if it smells… and it was answered in MTV Style interview with Franc Fernandez. Go over here to read the interview.


 
Meanwhile…..

On PETA's blog site

"Meat is the decomposing flesh of a tormented animal who didn't want to die, and after a few hours under the TV lights, it would smell like the rotting flesh it is and likely be crawling in maggots—not too attractive, really."

Click here to read the rest of the article.


 
Whether you consider this as a very fashion forward, gross, edgy, trying-hard and everything, one thing is sure – Gaga outdid herself again! Proving she's a real gaga. (What can you say Ke$ha? Oh yeah, you're not gaga! You're trash, I almost forgot!)

Personally, I'm actually grossed out! And I'm not a Vegan.


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Mao

Mess or Adventure?

This is the first time that I've been active for the whole day. I swear!

1:00am. Me, my co-GTR artists Paul Kristian, Rosh Paulo and G12 members Mary Olidem (the first lady) and Kareen with an outsider Karen Hernandez were hanging out at Benitez Street somewhere in Manila. We're just waiting for the sun to rise and the time to turn its hands to 8:00am. We're talking about nonsense shits and dude, we're sleepless! By around 9:00 am we already accomplished what's supposed to be done, and then we're free.

9:30am. The gang is still talking nonsense shits but now we stood outside a mall; a mall that opens at 10:00am. All drained and our feet were aching, we're still standing outside to wait for the time – again. We enjoyed each other's company so heat, leg cramps, sleepiness and shits were ignored.

10:00am. The mall opens its wide gorgeous glass doors! We're in and first things first! FOOD! We ate our hearts out and our energy was refilled instantly! Hyped again, we strolled and window shopped for some time. Most importantly, we played at Tom's World (my favorite part). Dang! It is fun!

I lost tracked of the time. We hitched at Paul Kristian's car (driven by his Dad, accompanied with his Mom) on our way back to Caloocan.

2:00pm. They dropped us at our alma mater – I, Kareen and Karen. We then claimed our diplomas and Kareen's alumni card. We had coke float before we separate our ways. Then I was on my way home when I was stucked at a traffic jam so I got home by 4pm.

I took a nap.

7:00pm. Awaken by a call, I hurriedly took a bath and ran going to my good-old-friend's birthday celebration. It was a blast! I had caldereta, spag, cake, cake again, red wine and a little liquor. Around 10:30 I was already on my way home, together with a couple of friends (which I missed a lot).

After a sleepless night at some street in Manila, a journey to and at Robinson's Place Ermita, a back and forth walks at my alma mater, a traffic jammed on my way home, a nap, and a hardcore party I think I deserve a long and uninterrupted sleep. Please subconscious self, don't wake me up too early like you used to!


 
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Mao

Sophisticated & Clumsy

Formstack Submission at 08/31/10 11:08 AM
Name (Optional): Grace Kelly
Where are you from?: USA
Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)

Your Story Starts Here!: Hi mao!!!

Help me! I was trying to pound a nail when I hit my hand with a hammer. My left is just bruised badly, and it is wounded, too. The hammer is a little rusty so I went to the doctor to get me one of those toxoids. I'm wondering, what's the diff between a toxoid from other vaccines?


 
Dear Grace,

Try to be a little more careful the next time you do something. lol
Well, toxoid is an inactive toxin of a certain bacteria. It will not harm you since it is inactivated already and it will help you develop immunity against that certain bacteria. Other vaccines were made from live attenuated, derivatives or killed bacteria.


 
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Mao

Green Tee Records update

Rosh Paulo once again proved to us that his escalating career in music industry is not just a delusion claim! Ms. Franz Cruz of The Bigtime Inc. recently posted a picture of herself wearing Rosh Paulo inspired shirt.

 
Meanwhile, GTR's pioneers Paul Kristian and Rosh Paulo together with Nasty Mao went to a colleague's celebration with some of the epic G12 members. It's nice to hear that even GTR has been very busy lately about their stars' upcoming albums they managed to attend in an event to have some quality time with friends. 

However, it is very noticeable that the latest member of the fam is not in attendance. That is because Fatz Chua has been busy promoting MOSÉ - the newest online medical supply shop owned by Chua's friend.




That is the hottest and the latest shits gossips about Green Tee Records' artists.


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Mao

Pungent Affair

Formstack Submission at 09/01/10 12:45 PM
Name (Optional): Jemalyn Mhae Pranchismo
Where are you from?: Philippines
Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)
Your Story Starts Here!: Dear teh!
Oh teh,helping me naman! Ang boylet ko kasi e Smellanie Marquez, as in mahobo! Grabe, amoy hanggang kabilang kanto ang kanyang shoho! Minsan, alam ko na kung nakapasok na sya sa baranggay namin kasi Don't lie to me tlga ang drama namin, mars!
Eto pa ang siste act, kahit di pa siya nagogoli, I will follow you wherever she may go ang serye ng ungak! Whoopi doo Goldberg talagah!
At naku, eto na ang tugatog ng kashongahan ko! Ni-Yes I Do ko na siya pero nalaman ko lang ngayon na di pa pala siya na Bless me Pader, as in, binyag! You know, binyag! Trulili! May kapote pa si Jun-Jun! May I smegma You ang drama ni boylet sa akin! As in, Bacon dog, nakakita ka na ba noon, Mars?! Betchabygollywowowee! I dunno what to do!!!
Gusto ko naman siya. Goodie naman siya, kaya lang, ang shoho nya evah! Kala ko sanay na ko sa amoy ng lugar namin na amoy-pupuneska pero charrr!! Nakameet din kami ng ka-front namin!!! Di mo ma-take take talaga! Ang shoho.
Alam mo ba yung amoy ng lalaking Smellanie na medyo natutunaw na ang mga flowers sa kapaligiran namin! Dementors, teh, totoo sila!!!
Please help me naman. Gusto ko sabihin sa kanya na "And I'm tellin' you, I'm not going!!!!" (by Jennifer Hudson) pero kelangan niyang talikuran ang kasamaan! Helping me, teh!!!


 
Trudis liitli yours,

jEmALyN mH4E


 
(teh ganda ng blog mo a, daming info! true!) ---- weh??


 

 
Dear jEmALyN mH4E,


 
Ui oh! Bekimon siya! Hahaha. Infairness naman nawindang ako dito. KUNG SINO KA MAN JEMALYN! AYOS! :D


 
Ang simple lang ng problem naten. Kung mahal mo talaga siya at ang pagiging mabaho niya at pagiging supot lang ang problema madaling solusyunan yan. Bakit hindi mo siya kausapin tungkol sa hygiene niya? Sabihin mo ang totoo sa hindi nakaka-offend na paraan. Hikayatin mo din siya na magpatuli na. Bigyan mo siya ng idea kung anu-anong pwedeng maging mangyari kung susundin niya ang payo mo o hindi. Yun lang!

Hanga ako sa tibay ng ilong mo! :D

At PS,
hindi pa ko nakakakita nun! :)
at si K Brosas si Dear Teh! Namali ka lang ata ng napagsubmitan na blog!


 
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Mao