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If you are a Grammar Nazi better not read any article below. You might develop migraine due to grammatical glitches.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Incest Love


Formstack Submission at 08/31/10 11:02 AM
Name (Optional): John Michael Raymond De La Merced, IV
Where are you from?: Philippines
Where should I post my reply?: Blogspot (FML Advice)
Your Story Starts Here!: Hey!


 

Can you help me out? I'm in love with my sister. I know, it's bad, but what's even badder is that she is my biological sister. We made love kanina and we didn't get caugh, but she's having guilt feelings, and now I am having them too. What should I do? Thanks!


 


 

Hey you John Michael Raymond De La Merced, IV

What should you do? DUH! Stop fucking your sister! Don't you know it's a SIN? What are you guys thinking?? That is so wrong! Stop it, forget it and don't let it happen again.

XX

Mao

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Personally, I have nothing against bisexuals. They're humans and no one wants to be discriminated. I think it is okay to love anyone with the same gender, what makes it immoral is the act that they will and may do. People were a bit harsh to them, especially with gays. What have they done to deserve such treatment? I guess some gay haters defend themselves using biblical contexts. But come on! Who are we to judge them? Let The One above judge them, after all He is the only one who has the right to do so. We are humans and we're all sinners.

Just a thought.


 

Here's a French McDonald Advertisement:


 
At first, it gave me goose bumps. I dunno why.
Then I started to appreciate it and find it very artistic.
It's like saying, McDo is where everyone eats. An example of their clients is a regular family who were faced, as usual, with life's problems (not a perfect family).

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Shy Girlfriend


Hi!

I know I sent this advice-seeking-letter via email. I'm your friend kaya sana i-anonymous mo nalang. :D Gusto ko sana sa text nalang kaya lang as we all know ang hirap mo kausap sa text. Hahaha. Anyways, ganito kasi yun. You know I have a boyfriend, right? And we've been together since highschool. So we're like 7 years na. Kaso there's this guy na nakafling ko nung time na nagkakalabuan kame ng boyfriend ko nung 2nd year college and it's not that I still like him pero kasi last month pa siya nanggugulo. I asked him to leave me and my boyfriend alone pero ayaw niya. Nagagalit siya kasi ginawa ko daw siyang panakip butas, eh nung time na yon alam naman niyang nagkakalabuan kame ng bf ko. Ngayon nanggugulo siya, kung ano-anong lies yung sinasabi niya about sa ameng dalawa na hindi naman talaga totoo. Natatakot akong baka one day masira yung relationship naming magboyfriend dahil sa kanya. At ang kinaiinis ko pa, ang tagal na na wala kameng communication. Duh! 2nd year college pa yun! Halos 3 years na nakalipas, tapos ngayon siya nanggugulo?! Anu gagawin ko??

-ANONYMOUS DAW
Sun 8/29/2010 7:13 PM



 

My Dearest Anonymous daw,

Alam ko very understanding ang boyfriend mo, kinausap mo ba siya tungkol dito? Ipaalala mo sa kanyang mahal mo siya and huwag na niyang pansinin ang nakalipas lalo na at kasinungalingan lang ang maririnig niya dito. Alam ko iintindihin ka niya at hindi niya papansinin yung pa-effect na fling mo nung college days. Hindi ko din alam kung bakit ngayon siya nagpapapansin, pero ang payo ko DEADMA lang teh! Pagsubok lang yan sa inyo ng boyfriend mo. Huwag niyo pansinin at mawawala din yan ng kusa. Parang kabute. Sa mga ganyang klaseng tao na mahilig manira, hindi bagay diyan ang pakiusapan. I think they were not thinking rationally kaya ginagawa nila ang mga bagay na ganyan. Kaya it won't make any sense kung kakausapin mo sila, hindi ka rin nila maiintindihan. You just have to close your eyes and ears. Parang celebrity at paparazzi lang yan. Huwag ka makipagcommunicate sa kanya at umiwas din kayong pag-usapan siya at mga pinagsasabi niya. Kasi pag binigyan niyo siya ng attention, matutuwa lang siya dahil ibinigay niyo ang gusto niya at lalo siyang mangugulo na pwedeng lumala at ikasira ng relationship niyo. Yun lang. :D

And thank you for letting everyone know that I don't know how to use a cell phone. Bitch! lol


 

XX

Mao

Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Mess Advisory!!


It feels like it has been ages ago after I posted an FML Advice (the part 9). Guys! I'm longing for you! I'm created to give you advice! Send in some problems! The new FML Advice is not exclusive for love problems and I decided to change the meaning of FML from From Mao's Love Advice to From Mao's Loving Advice. Hahaha. I'm serious!


 

Parang ang tagal na simula ng nagpost ako ng FML Advice (part 9). Guys! Mahaba ako para sayo! Nami-miss ko na kayo! Ginawa ako para magpayo! Magsabi na kayo ng problema ! Ang bagong FML Advice ay hindi lang para sa problema sa puso at napagdesisyunan kong baguhin na ang ibig sabihin ng FML mula From Mao's Love Advice sa From Mao's Loving Advice. Hahahaha. Seryoso ko! Tae.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Newest Batch

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL JULY 2010 NURSING LICENSURE EXAM PASSERS!

ALL FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF GOD.
AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM.

You surpassed the first obstacle, strive harder to reach you ultimate goal!
Be the greatest NURSE you can be!